Goalkeeper Alex Harris returned to the Beacon this summer for his fourth spell as a Hassocks player. Here, he takes on the Robins 22 questions
What’s your nickname?
Popadom wrists, because I can’t catch the ball.
What team do your support?
Arsenal.
Who was your footballing idol growing up?
David Seaman. The Arsenal and goalkeeping connection.
What is the most valuable medal or award in your trophy collection?
I won the National Schools Championship at under 15 level.
Best moment in your career?
Winning 3-2 in the first round of the FA Youth Cup for Woking away at Cambridge United.
Most embarrassing moment of your career?
There are too many to list.
Funniest thing you’ve seen in football?
I’ve managed to hit my own crossbar with my own goal kick before.
Best player you’ve ever played with?
Wilfried Zaha. He was a few years ahead of me at Palace.
Best ground you’ve ever played at?
Selhurst Park.
Favourite opposition team to play against?
Any big sides.
Who is the best trainer at Hassocks?
Spencer Slaughter.
Worst dressed player?
Hard to pick one out as there is some awful clobber from all of the lads.
What’s the best thing about playing for Hassocks?
It’s a fantastic ground to play at and every time I’ve signed here there has always been a great bunch of lads.
What’s the best piece of footballing advice you’ve been given?
Do the simple things well and fly under the radar.
If you could introduce one rule to football, what would it be?
I’d make extra time goals count for double.
Messi, Ronaldo or another? Who is the greatest of all time?
Ronaldo.
Which player do you dislike in football the most and why?
I used to play against Victor Moses growing up and he was horrible to play against. He’d just make people look silly.
What do you do with your life away from the Beacon?
Work hard and play harder.
Which three famous people would you invite for dinner?
Jordan Pickford, David Seaman and Gianluigi Buffon.
If you could attend one sporting event from any moment in history, which would you pick?
England winning the 1966 World Cup Final.
If someone was playing you in a movie about your life, who would it be?
Tom Hardy.
Give us one interesting fact about you?
I was in a boyband at school.
